Bath Day

Well, today was bath day at the Skin-Flint household. I don't think the kids will ever get used to the cold water from the hose, though I have to admit I think it's funny when they try to run away from Mary when she sprays them with it! Also I was happy the dead patch of grass was getting some water and I wouldn't have to water it myself later.

I know that some readers will ask, "Why do you get to take showers indoors, Bob?" That's a simple question to answer. Not only am I the man of the household,but being the established insurance salesman that I am, i have a reputation to maintain. I need to look and smell professional for a good impression on my customers. That's why I get the hot showers, Paul Mitchel shampoo and the professional haircuts at Walmart.

Back to today.
Again I had to chase off the neighbor kids who insist on watching Mary and the kids bathe in the front yard. Haven't they anything better to do? And how about some privacy? You won't find us peeking in your bathroom windows when you are bathing.

As I returned home I had one of those self-proud moments when I saw the shampoo bottle. You see Mary spends way too much on those little discretionaries for the home. For example, she insists on buying store brand shampoo - something that just ends up down the drain! As if the bar of soap isn't enough. So when she was away I found the old, empty shampoo bottle and filled it half way with the new one then added water to both and shook them up. I effectively bought our shampoo as a two-for-one! You won't even find a coupon that gives you that good a deal!

Showertime was getting very close to the ten-minute time limit so I made sure they saw me walk towards the spigot to turn it off. They were still lathered up but they know the rules. They begged me for one more minute of water and I let them have their precious minute -- it's better than to hear them fuss about it later.